I was there to witness
Candice’s inner princess
She wants the boys to notice
Her rainbows, and her ponnies
She was educated
But could not count to ten
How she got lots of different horses
By lots of different men
And I say
Liberate your sons and daughters
The bush is high
But in the hole there’s water
You can get some, when they give it
Nothing sacred, but it's a living
Hey ho here she goes
Either a little too high or a little too low
Got no self-esteem and vertigo
Cause she thinks she’s made of candy
Hey ho here she goes
Either a little too loud or a little too close
There's a hurricane in the back of her throat
And she thinks she’s made of candy
Ring a ring of roses
Whoever gets the closest
She comes and she goes
As the war of the roses
Mother was a victim
Father beat the system
By moving bricks to Brixton
And learning how to fix them
Liberate your sons and daughters
The bush is high
But in the hole there’s water
As you win
She’ll be the hollywood love
And if it don’t feel good
What are you doing this for
Now tell me
Hey ho here she goes
Either a little too high or a little too low
Got no self-esteem and vertigo
Cause she thinks she’s made of candy
Hey ho here she goes
Either a little too loud or a little too close
There's a hurricane in the back of her throat
And she thinks she’s made of candy
Liberate your sons and daughters
The bush is high
But in the hole there’s water
As you win
She’ll be the hollywood love
And if you don’t feel good
What are you doing this for
What are you doing this for
What are you doing this for
Hey ho here she goes
Either a little too high or a little too low
Got no self-esteem and vertigo
Cause she thinks she’s made of candy
Hey ho here she goes
Either a little too loud or a little too close
There's a hurricane in the back of her throat
And she thinks she’s made of candy
This is the song where the word "hitch-hiking" appears, Ivan likes it. It's one of his favourite songs. We put the official video because it is really funny. The lyrics are below.
A long time ago...me and my brother kyle here,
we were hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon,
in the middle of the road.
And he said, "play the best song in the world, or i'll eat your soul."
Well me and kyle, we looked at each other, and we each said...
"okay."
And we played the first thing that came to our heads
just so happened to be, the best song in the world.
it was the best song in the world.
oh, yeah.
oh, and it saved our butts, because the demon want to kill us.
oh.
But he was forced to set us free, by the honor code that demons...
have to live by.
Cause it's satan's surprise and it's magic!
and it's a mystical disguise...
it's the devil's song and it's tragic!
you are the mystical-eyed virgin and you're rocking!
Well needless to say, the beast was stunned.
whip crack, went the swampy tail, and the beast was done.
He asked us, "be you angels?"
and we said "nay! we are but men, rock!"
This is not the greatest song in the world, no.
this is just a tribute.
couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, no.
no! this is a tribute, oh!
To the greatest song in the world, alright!
to the greatest song in the world, alright!
it is just the best motherfuckin' song, the greatest song in the world.